2007-07-03 [Pyra]: X3

2007-07-06 [Avoral]: Waaaaaaaaaait which one's your cousin?!
ARE THERE RELATIVES OF WHOM -I- AM UNAWARE?!
Start talking. *Death gaze*

*Flails about madly*
SHE'S TRYING TO STUFF WARHEADS IN MY VARIOUS ORIFICES YARRRRRGH

Oh god. OhgodohgodohgodohGOD. So close to out of here.
Out of THE single most miserable company in the entire brigade.
I graduate on the 11th. Then it's something of a combat simulation environment for a weeks, and BAM. Gone.

2007-07-06 [Pyra]: *hugs teh Anthony*
Me=glad. Cause You=woahwaitaminutecombattrainingFTW. People arn't going to hurt you, are they? O.O

2007-07-07 [Neimo]: *just gives the Anakai a serene smile*
Nobody gives Death gazes like my cousins...
*is utterly unaffected*

*hugs Anakai 'cause he's so very adorable in that cute-litte-puppy way*

2007-07-08 [Mister Awesome]: Anthony? Cute little puppy?

I'm just not seeing the resemblance there. He's more of a... I dunno, something stretchy that has an infatuation with breasts.

2007-07-08 [Pyra]: .....
........
.........
BAAHAHAHAHAHA.

2007-07-08 [Avoral]: I like eating paper.

2007-07-09 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Paper is yummy!!!

2007-07-09 [Mister Awesome]: I like eating italian ice.

2007-07-10 [Neimo]: I stand by my former statement.

*grins and pats Anakai on the head*

2007-07-12 [Avoral]: That it is, my friend. That it is.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Wow, [The Voice of Difference] was correct. It's just like on Eflpack. And just like there, this place is filled with such biased half-truths, it's frightening...

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Does everyone here, believe in that? *Gestures to the top of the wiki* Or are you all here just to chat to some of your mates?

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Satan didn't stomp off fuming, he was cast out from Heaven for committing the sin of Pride (the deadliest sin) and claiming to be God's equal in greatness and beauty.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: And according to the teachings of Christianity, isn't God proclaimed as 'All forgiving'? Does he not forgive the transgressions of mankind for his weakness, his desire to be different? Or is he simply bitter and fickle and demanding that everybody join his 'club' or they get the boot?

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Of course, this follows the question of 'Why is CHRISTIANITY' the CORRECT religion? Because a book said so? Because a man, dubbed 'Son of God' by a Roman council, said so? There are religions in cultures that are CENTURIES older than Christianity and Judiasm. and yes, Jesus Christ was a Jew. So Considering mankind has been around for tens of thousands of years, and Christ has only been around for two, and judiasm only one thousand years older, does this mean that all people BEFORE Judiasm, Christianity, and Christ are in the Christian God's Hell simply because he did not have someone proclaim his teachings at the beginning of it all?

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: So, why is it that all other religions are wrong? I don't think a two-thousand book is just cause to condemn the masses. Did no one consider that perhaps God is only ONE god, one of many? Or if he did not exist?

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Now, that's not to say that I don't like the Christian belief; Love thy neighbors, love thy friend, love thy family, give and rejoice, it's a wonderful philosophy and good to have a religion based on. But, instead of preaching of the goodness of man, we have people, as seen above, who aren't ranting of Gods forgiveness, or how we should love and share and grow and understand, but instead seem to feel the need to pontificate how God should punish 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures. The end of the quote is 'That I hate'. Not GOD hates. The creator of this wiki. this isn't for people who believe in Christianity, this is for people who feel unjust loathing and hatred for people that they feel the need to start a personal vendetta against and then hide behind their religion as reason enough to proclaim that they are going to Hell. And to say that Satan, a creature that is condemned to the frozen lake of Cocytus, is ignorant, impotent, and evil, is just blasphemy; to say that this creature who is all of Gods opposite is capable of affecting his divine creation is heresy.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: The fact of the matter is, this isn't about being 'conformist pigs' and seeing the real perspectiveof it all, this is about hating people for how they look, being shallow and ignorant, and for essentially going against the very teachings of Christ. I would even go so far as to say that the creator here has started something bordering a Satanic following, preaching the goodness of himself while condemning others; pitting man against man, brother against brother, essentially doing Satan's own work for him. They befoul the very religion they claim to follow.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: With that said, I hope those of you with open ears and open minds haven't taken offense to this but learned from it. Don't listen to the angry words of a jaded teen; listen to the real teachings of God.

2007-08-13 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Wow!!!!!!!! I am constantly astounded by the complete and unadulterated STUPIDITY that the human mind can display. How about instead of condemning this wiki, you actually learn what it stands for first. This has nothing to do with anything involving religion. It uses that commonly accepted story to create and demonstrate a point. That point being, 'DON'T WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!'. By speaking and disclaiming without understanding, you show just how ignorant you truly are, [Nekko fox]!!!

2007-08-13 [Pyra]: I wonder when people will get that this wiki is just a joke...

This thing was first started off as a bitch-slap to all those whiney goths/emos/whatever. Get it through your skulls. This wiki is not ment to be taken literally. It's metaphorical. Just. Gah. Get over yourselves. I wonder if they know that alot of satanists/pagans/non-christians gather to speak at this page. Maybe two or three of the kids on here are Christians, but they're not very judgmental.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: To Remliel, I wasn't whining, this was a direct condemnation. The very beginning of this entire wiki was centered around Christianity and how your using it to preach your loathing for people who you don't see eye to eye with. Apparently, your no better off than those 'whiny' goths/emo's, etc, simply because you felt the need to speak out against them so directly in a wiki page you dubbed 'Christian based', as that is EXACTLY what this is. If you wish to call people stupid, why don't you stop being such a reprobate and listen to your own ignorant, plebianic words first. To Pyra, if you wish to claim this wiki to be a joke, and metaphorical, I suggest you shut up and put at the top of the wiki page 'This is a joke' or 'This is a metaphor', instead making it out to be so blatantly obvious when no one in their right mind would think immediately that is was either a joke OR a metaphor. So, if you both feel the need to lecture others try learning something yourself. Your only making yourselves seem stupid with thick-skulls, not the people who come here in outrage to speak up against this disgusting show of close-minded selfishness. Good day to you.

2007-08-13 [Pyra]: ....Close-minded? You dare call me close-minded. Right. Why don't you message me. Why don't you try to learn a little bit more about me before you call me close-minded. You want to see close-minded, you look up Fred Phelps. Look up George W. Bush. Think about yourself. You're the close-minded one. You won't even look past your own predilections to see the messages hidden in the sub-text.

2007-08-13 [Tak]: Messages hidden in the sub-text? What kind of bullshit, non-commital response is that? It's like the 'modern' artist who says "my art is what the viewer sees." I see conjecture, apocraphyl, half-truths, and misguided anger. I agree with everything Nekko says! You people are the most close-minded fools I've seen in years, and it's disgusting! Grow up and then start yammering about people that deserve to go to Hell. If anything, this very wiki is just one, large hypocrytical piece of text! Yo usay stop being whiny? Is that not EXACTLY what you are doing? Whining about: Satan, Goths, Punks, Emos, hippes, and Indies. So yes, the lot of you ARE bloody well close-minded, and yes, you bloody well ARE whiny. Your not conformist pigs; you're bratty little teenagers with a grudge is what you are!

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Thank you Tak. I see I'm not the only person in the world that can see the difference between irrational whining and a decent opinion...

2007-08-13 [Neimo]: Um...
-eye shift-
I'm not a teenager...
Perhaps a brat
But certainly no teenager.
As for this wiki...it's really just a joke. I honestly don't see what the problem is. Rather than having an insult-festival, perhaps we should just ignore what the bunch of text at the top of the wiki says and go on with our wonderful lives? Colors. Lets talk about colors. I like metallic powder blue. It's a fuzzy color. Makes me glow.

2007-08-13 [Tak]: You know, you appear to be the most SENSIBLE person here. Nice to meet you Neimo. As for the joke comment, I think the statement 'This is Just A Joke' or some such thing at the top of the wiki would be much appreciated; That way, people like me and [Nekko fox] don't wander in and see that we voice our opinions. This might alleviate more than a few stresses from everyone's lives.

2007-08-13 [Tak]: And metallic powder blue is the sex.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: I agree (yes, to the blue comment as well). The comment at the top of the wiki stating that the lot of this is merely a joke would defintely save people like me and Tak from voicing our opinion, thus preventing you lot from having to listen to us. And fuzzy colors are awesome.

2007-08-13 [Falx]: Geez... I stop stalking this place for a few days and look what happens... When did people stop being able to read satire for what it is...

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: When inaccuracies, like the statement that Satan 'stomped out Fuming' were put into it. Then those of us who know better see it, and thusly feel the urge to correct it. Then, upon further reading, wish to put in our opinion. I suppose it's to be expected.

2007-08-13 [Neimo]: -peers around the wiki-
Actually...everyone here -is- pretty sensible...if not a little offbeat. I admit...I tend to come down pretty hard on the emo sort, although not so much on the so-called 'gothic'. Stupid people to me are sort of like a red flag being waggled in front of a maddened bull, however. Everyone had their pet peeves...and everyone had their own brand of religion...even the self proclaimed aetheists. We're just here, I think, to have a bit of fun, inerract, and if we 'down' on certain stereotypes, then it's rather harmless fun. 
This wikki isn't about religion...perhaps you're right that it should be stated somewhere above in all that text... But at the same time, some of the people here are rather angsty...-raises hand- And we generally don't care -what- we fight about...as long as we get to fight. Today I'm playing peace keeper. Tomorrow? I may be one of the ones telling someone to go shove their dildo back up their ass and turn its vibrate on high, because it's the only satisfaction they're going to get from getting me into the fighting mood. So yeah... 
You really should have kept an eye on the wiki and seen what we're about before you ranted, though. Things are rarely as they first appear...and we really aren't a bad group. I can't speak for the rest of them...but I know -I- haven't burned any infants to death...or slaughtered pregnant mothers recently... So perhaps just sit back and play observer for a while? You might actually find that you like us.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Well, I actually DO watch this wiki on Elfpack, and the blokes off over there are quite an amusing lot. I might actually take you up on your offer as playing observer, though I still think a precursor warning that this is only a joke WOULD be helpful to avoid little misunderstandings like this.

2007-08-13 [Neimo]: Heh...I don't do elfpack.
I claim no responsibility for what goes on there...

2007-08-13 [Falx]: Well, I really don't think that THAT is something to get all worked up about. It's satire and therefore not meant to be taken seriously. THough, perhaps, in light of your rather vehement opnions above, Avoral could be persuaded to put a disclaimer on it.

I think you will find that the people here are just fed up with those who will complain and whine about how awful their lives are, but either won't take responsibility for their own actions that may have caused it or won't DO anything to fix it and just do the "Oh, woe is me. Pity me." thing and then shove the person trying to help them away.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: *watching with vague amusement*

2007-08-13 [Neimo]: Amen.

*wanders off to stab Anakai for ignoring me these past couple years*

2007-08-13 [Falx]: *waves* Hey Dela! How're you feeling?

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: [Falx] hit the nail on the head with perfect precision. It is therefore advisable that if you do not possess a sense of humour that is able to understand and appreciate satire that you bugger off now and stop offending people like [Pyra] before I start ripping heads off and drinking blood with swirly straws. I need the iron so don't tempt me.

2007-08-13 [Neimo]: ....bed.
I work third shift...thus sunlight and myself do not mix well.
Nighty nighty, dolls.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: Hey [Falx] :) I'm ok, getting slowly back on my feet.

How's life treating you?

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Well, to make up for my rude comment, I suppose a little peace-offering is in order. Does anyone here remember the 'Little Mermaid' song? Well, the character singing in this is named Richard, from www.lfgcomic.com. He's an undead warlock. And he sings....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

2007-08-13 [Falx]: Oh... my friend just sent me that over MSN...

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: Ah Looking For Group, sheer genius right there.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Nothing is funnier than listening to Richard proclaim himself the angel of death to the world.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: I love the voice they've given him, and I really cannot wait for the film.

2007-08-13 [Falx]: Darn right.

Aw nuts! I just realized... this is the SECOND time I've let you people drag me out of my wiki stalking shadows. Curses!
*Edges back toward the shadows*

And, I'm doing all right now that I'm done writing my case study for seminar.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: *Pulls Falx back* Oh come come now! I've finally stopped being a jerk and we speak of RICHARD! Nothing is more fun!

2007-08-13 [Falx]: *sad puppy face* But.. but... shadows... *sighs* Fine. Put me in your bright shiny light... but I'm not gong without protection... *slathers on sunblock* There. Let's hope it doesn't give me a rash this time.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: *pounces Falx and keeps* nooo stay in the light...we can draw the curtains if you like.

Ah good stuff and glad to hear it.

2007-08-13 [Falx]: EEP! *Is surprised by the sudden Dela-bunny sitting on her and keeping her* CUrtains are good. You promise to draw the curtains and I promise to stick around.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: *draws ze curtains over*

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Isn;tr this so much more fun?...Minus the sunburns? >.>

2007-08-13 [Falx]: *nods* Yes yes. But... um.. I do have to be off for a bit. I need a shower. I shall return though. Promise.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: We shall wait patiently...in other words I have nothing else to do today XD

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: A life? Where on the internet can you download that?

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: Not sure. Maybe Google has the answer.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Oh, and as a note, I do want to apologize for my rudeness, but I here tooooooo many Christians (My own father included) who proclaim the superiority of their religion and put down others, but don't realize what their own religion is really about. I suppose you could put it as one of my own pet peeves. In any case, I apologize.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: Nothing hinted at this bein ga satire or a joke, so it somewhat set me off. My bad.

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: The wiki was meant to provoke the little whiners in to "zomg your God isn't real" or "I worship Satan so he roxxors" so your reaction of sheer wtferry is proof that the writing still has ability to set people off.

2007-08-13 [Nekko fox]: *smileS* Aye, that it does, except it wasn't because I'm a Satanist (who, curiously enough, don't worship Satan...it's actually a curious form of paganism O.o) And I don't doubt that thewre is a God. I just hate hearing Christians say "God loves you" followed by the phrase "So and so is going to Hell because God hates them." Like I said, my fatehr is like that. Now THAT gets droll immediately. He said that Satan created the dinosaurs. What do you think of that curious little comment?

2007-08-13 [Delladreing]: I'm aware of what Satanism is, one has to be when one writes and runs the likes of Playgans. And I find that comment to be nothing short of o.O inducing with concern to my facial expression.

2007-08-13 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Hmm, why is it that we have these same arguments with people who are so closely tied and related? [Nekko fox], first no apology necessary. Second, before blasting everyone on this wiki and having the audacity and nerve to call ME close-minded, have a little chat with [The Voice of Difference]. I see that he is your brother, ask him exactly how my mind operates. Ask the writer of the wiki he supports, [Nazarath.93]. I'm sure either of the gentlemen could inform you very well how closed-minded I really am.

2007-08-13 [Falx]: Heh. I need to find that section from Arizona Bay by comedian Bill Hicks that talks about dinosaurs. I think y'all would get a kick out of it. *toddles off to YouTube*

2007-08-13 [Pyra]: *Grumbles* Thank you, Dela. But unfortunatly I hold grudges. Go figure. *Cuddles up to Dela, Neimo, Falx, and Naz*

2007-08-13 [The Voice of Difference]: On the comment of closed-minded-ness; no, I wouldn't say he's closed-minded, I would say he needs to be more forthcoming about his opened-minded-ness with different actions.

2007-08-13 [Avoral]: *Cracks knuckles*
Let's begin.

2007-08-13 [Pyra]: <3 Aaaaaaaanthony!

2007-08-13 [Avoral]: First up, I think requesting a disclaimer on this wiki is the dumbest idea I've heard in a really long time. And I've heard some really dumb ideas. I hang out with [4v0r4l], for God's sake.

I wouldn't call this wiki a joke as much as a satire, but yes, it is most definitely a satire. The original intent was to get my message across, that the idea of trying to be "different" just like everyone else qualifies one in my eyes to be dragged out back and shot. In the beginning of my run on ET, I was always talking to random people, and both online and off, I'd encounter a lot of people who sacrificed their own individuality, abandoned their ideals and all that jazz, just to subscribe to a set of corporately-churned media-fed doctrines. And I'd tell them my opinion, and they'd agree with me all day, and act like they got this huge epiphany from it, and a week later they were back doing that same old thing. The worst of them at the time (this was before everyone went "emo") was the Goth subculture. Especially on here, that was the thing to do--Vehement Christian-bashing, pseudo-intellectuality, crappy death and suicide poetry, "prep"-hating, and so on.
They were always looking for some way to feed their oh-so-nonconformist egos, so I made this wiki, and put on this demeanor that made me everything they hated. Intolerant of anything different, spouting stuff about the will of God and whatever else. Now, there was a study a while back that proved that major subscribers to political parties, religions, and so on, actually go into a blind semi-furious state when they hear or read something that challenges their beliefs. Sure, it's common knowledge, but there's concrete evidence, and they're literally blinded to the truth.
That in mind, this wiki took people like--Well, like you kids--And caused them to go off on everyone and the wiki itself. This was a trap, as they would throw out all their ammunition blindly and we'd just counter and pummel until they'd scarper off with their tails between their legs, rethinking themselves. We'd get converts, even.

Furthermore... [Tak], since when is the concept of context a load of BS? I put hints in this whole thing, which our anthro-hungry Nekko here even quoted, where I made little breaks in the logic to act as windows into my motives.

"So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding."

If that isn't enough to reveal the satirical nature of this wiki, you're blind. Oh, but wait. That's right. Subtext is a crutch, right, [Tak]? I mean, after all, technical manuals ARE the most advanced pieces of literature out there.

And one more thing: Calling our incumbent flowerchild [Pyra] closed-minded? You're trying way too hard now.

And Kaby... Freaking call me sometime. I haven't been on much because I've been in training. Haven't been talking to anyone, even the people back home. 'Cept Lillsy.

2007-08-13 [Pyra]: ...Wow...

....Anthy went on a rant...

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: Anakai is good at ranting.
<3!


...although I resent the implication that what I said earlier was stupid...
-.-

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: *huggles teh neimo*
You ish not stupid. You ish smart.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *beams*
You're not supposed to be nice to me...
My ego can't handle it...
<3

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: How many times do I have to tell you you've GOT ZE BRAINSES before it sinks in? And no, what you said before was just fine. And I'm still bad about falling out of touch with people, no matter what. So I apologize.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: -peers at Anakai-
I got a thick skull and I'm half deaf due to genetics...
Gimme a while

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: *Loves the Neimo*

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: Yeah, I'll keep chipping away.
*Chews on both of ye*
*Savors the starfruit taste of Lillsy's soul*

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: XD
Oh god.
Steven is the best little kid ever.

"Miss Lillie...." *tugs on the bottom of my shirt*
"...Yes Steven?"
"Your soul tastes like starfruit"
..."Fuck the what? Damn. These kids hang around me too much..."

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *chuckles*
Lucky you...

Most kids tend to run from me...
Seriously.
I pick up a baby, it cries and cries and cries
I try to smile at a toddler...they scream and run for their mommies...
Pretty much any kid under the age of ten seems to be scared to death of me
And the kids over ten got smart mouths and generally earn a nasty threat from me when they get mouthy...

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: That's like that three-year-old kid I corrupted.
The kid comes up to me, all skipping and cheery, and he's like "Let's go to the beach of death!"
And he referred to his toy dinosaurs as his "vassals," and was all about decapitation.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *grins at Anakai*
Nice...
Although I hope you know that you've doomed that poor kid to a lifetime of therapy and wrist-cutting now...

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: 'course...I'd prolly cut my wrists too if I were made to go to therapy...
O.o

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Dear god, Anthony.

Aww, Neimo...*huggles*

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: I'd just convince them of my normality and be on my way.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: -snickers-
I've always wanted to be normal...

Seriously.
'cause apparently, normal people scare everyone else...

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: And he referred to his toy dinosaurs as his "vassals," and was all about decapitation.

You do remember my request that you be godfather to whatever little usurpers I happen to inflict upon the world right Avy?

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: Yeah we do.

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: That's all I needed to know. Gawd my offspring will be messed up. I can't wait XD

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: Oh, I'm ALL for it.
I. Will be. Your children's godfather.

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Omg. Omg. Omgomgomgomgomg
AHHHHZ.
RAIZE PLZKTHNX.

Fiiiii, if you ever have children, I'll have to meet them. I'm sure they'll be intelligent, beautiful little dears.

2007-08-14 [Avoral]: And crafty and evil and allied with me. <3

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Oh no you don't. You don't get to corrupt these little ones. Go corrupt your own.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: If Anakai ever had children, his hubby wouldn't let him anywhere near them.
There would be supervised visits...and a glass wall between them.

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Ehehehe, awww. Anthony just got called gay.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *LMAO*
Nuuuuuu

I did NOT call Anakai gay...

...did I?
*worried blink*

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Gyahahaha XD
Yup.
Ya did.

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: ....crap

*hides*

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: I'm -so- dead when he reads this, then.

*wanders out to go find a burial plot*

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: Nyah.
I won't let him kill you.

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: Pyra my children will be born intelligent, beautiful, and profoundly like their mother, so corruption is inevitable :P

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: I love you.

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: I know <3

2007-08-14 [Pyra]: XD

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *kidnapps [Pyra]*

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: *wages war*

2007-08-14 [Neimo]: *hides [Pyra] in a secret place and conveniently forgets where I hid her, leaving all sorts of obscure clues behind that nobody but me knows what they mean*

2007-08-14 [Delladreing]: ...buggery -.-

2007-08-14 [Pyra]:
Where's my say in this, I wonder....

2007-08-15 [Neimo]: -grin-
Nah...
You're the kidnapped, remember?
Kidnapped really don't get much say in what happens to them

2007-08-15 [Pyra]: This guy.
On Elfpack.
Is pissing me off so badly. And making me cry so badly. I fucking give up. I give up against homophobes. I don't give a shit. I don't care anymore. I'll obviously never win against them.

2007-08-15 [Neimo]: I'm homophobic...
But I don't like...throw stones at that sort of people...
I'm the kind of person with the attitude "Don't wanna know, don't care to know, and if I -do- know, lets discuss something else, 'cause your sex life and mine never the 'tween shall meet"
*wise nod*

2007-08-15 [Delladreing]: People have a right to be homophobic I suppose, they just don't have a right to be assholes over it.

I don't mind public displays of affection from anyone, so long as its not vulgar tonsil tennis with a side order of indecent groping, I keep that kind of thing private and I'd prefer if other people did too, gay or straight.

2007-08-15 [Neimo]: *agrees with Dela*

2007-08-15 [Falx]: *huggles [Pyra] and un-kidnaps her* It'll be okay. I guess it's like my Dad says, "You can't reason with the unreasonable." And just think of it this way... Karma always gets assholes in the end.

2007-08-15 [Pyra]: No, see, that's the thing. I don't want Karma to get him. I just want him to be happy, and live his life without hounding and hassling me about mine. *Agrees with Dela as well*

2007-08-16 [Avoral]: *Flames and crackling energies begin to surge, and Kaby's hairs begin to stand on end*
Hey wait, if you're homophobic and not afraid of me, then you're really aware I'm not gay.

*Destroys Kaby's arms and that's it*

Lillsy, if you cry any more about this douchebag's comments, it'd better be due to flashbacks he brought forth. Because you are FORBIDDEN to cry at improperly-phrased judgmental bullcrap.

2007-08-16 [Avoral]: I mean, the GRAMMAR. The HORRIFYING FUCKING GRAMMAR.

2007-08-16 [Pyra]: Meh. *shrug*

2007-08-16 [Avoral]: Seriously. Come on. That guy's such an effing retard. His opinion does not count.

2007-08-16 [Pyra]: Anthony! Everyone deserves free speech.

Even if they do abuse it.

2007-08-16 [Delladreing]: I believe that should be grounds for when free speech should be removed. Or at least ignored.

2007-08-17 [Neimo]: Erk!
No arms!

-types with my nose-
*glares at Anakai*

2007-08-17 [Delladreing]: That's some skill right there. When I type with my nose it looks like I've been head butting the keyboard.

2007-08-17 [Neimo]: ^_^

I'd type with my tongue, only I have -no- idea what's on this keyboard...

2007-08-17 [Delladreing]: Haha, I did that once, my keyboard tasted of strawberry sauce o.O

2007-08-17 [Neimo]: I'd rather suck on my brother's socks than lick this keyboard...

Seriously.
I have -no- idea what they do to it when I'm not here...

2007-08-17 [Delladreing]: Ewww :p

2007-08-17 [Neimo]: Exactly my point.

2007-08-17 [Delladreing]: Completely understandable then.

2007-08-17 [Pyra]: *Ish so happy she has her own laptop*

<.<....

2007-08-17 [Avoral]: You could always put disinfectant on the keys for an hour and then wipe it off and then use it with your tongue and then yeah.

And you know, Kaby, you never know which of your brother's socks could be the acclaimed "happy sock."
So you're taking a gamble regardless.

But I am good at typing with my tongue. And my nose. And I do happen to use my laptop with my toes a lot, especially if I have a beer in my hand. And oh my god.
I want one of those beer hats. With the two can-holders and the straw that goes to both and straight into your mouth.
And I want a lot of fried chicken.
No.
JUST THE SKIN.

If they made a bucket of fried chicken skin, I'd buy it.
No matter what the cost.
Unless it was sexual favors.
I wouldn't do sexual favors for chicken skin.
God I'm wired.
Yeah.

2007-08-17 [Avoral]: And HA KABY GOTS NO ARMSES

2007-08-17 [Avoral]: And no, some guys don't deserve free speech.
Free speech involves speaking your mind.
That requires a nominally-functioning Broca area.
I tend to be brutally honest with people who have had so much to drink that they can't form coherent words, let alone sentences, let alone arguments.
"Please. Stop talking."
And they're like "okay, im'ag... gogethbernow"
And I'm like "Cool. Go for it. Whatever you just said."
Now imagine someone who's constantly like that, and there you have that guy of yours.

2007-08-17 [Pyra]: Ahaha, the beer and the skins and the "AH! YES!"

*Whacks teh Anthony-thingy until she gives back kaby's armeses*

<.<....Are you talking about me and last night with the "GAH FUCK YOOOOOU!"
?

2007-08-17 [Avoral]: Nah, not you. Just people I've partied with who try to give me an argument that makes no sense.

And I'm a HE. Not a SHE.
And no arms for Kaby. She called me gay.

2007-08-17 [Pyra]: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
No.
No.
I'm keeping you a she. God I love typos.

Psssh. What'd happen to me if I called you gay? ;P

2007-08-17 [Avoral]: I'd prove otherwise.

2007-08-17 [Pyra]: <.<

2007-08-18 [Neimo]: I didn't call you gay!!

-sulks-
AND I WANT MY ARMS BACK!!!

...my nose is getting flat on the end from all the typing...
That, and I'm going cross-eyed...
-pout-

2007-08-18 [Pyra]: *Beats knee with Kabby's arms*

I call you knee now, Anthony.

2007-08-18 [Avoral]: Not to be confused with Nny?

2007-08-18 [Neimo]: *shoots spitwads at Anakai in a fit of angst*

2007-08-18 [Pyra]: Mmmm.....yes. To be confused with Nny. Only your name doesn't go "Anthonny"
...But there are two n's in your name. So. Yes. You are now Nny.

2007-08-19 [Neimo]: *dubs Anakai a Knight of Nny*
-grin-

2007-08-20 [Pyra]: *squees out*

2007-08-20 [Avoral]: Damn skippy. <3333333

2007-08-26 [Pyra]: Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha, Anthony's gonna kiss another guuuuuuuuy.

2007-08-27 [Neimo]: -blink-
....he is?

Since when?
*puzzled frown*

2007-08-27 [Avoral]: No the HELL he's not.

2007-08-27 [Delladreing]: And here I was getting ready to sell the footage.

2007-08-27 [Avoral]: GAH.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
Now, maybe if the three of you make out...

2007-08-28 [Pyra]: Nope. Nope. It's happening.

And.

*Bashes teh Nny over the head* -_- No.

2007-08-28 [Falx]: *giggles at the chaos from the shadows*

2007-08-28 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Amused by the missing words in Pyra's response.

2007-08-28 [Neimo]: -peers suspiciously at [Pyra]-

.....no

*slaps Nny with a dead Ardvark*

2007-08-29 [Pyra]: =D

2007-08-29 [Falx]: Oh noez! Not teh Aardvark! *makes sparkle things and isn't sure why*

2007-08-29 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Is there no peace for the Nny?

2007-08-29 [Pyra]: Nope. *huggles the Nny like he's a plushie*

2007-08-29 [Neimo]: Yay!
Nny plushies!

*bombards the wiki with them*

2007-08-30 [Pyra]: I had a crush on Nny because he was so smart!

2007-08-30 [Neimo]: I've never had a crush on Nny.

But he -is- brainy.


And...what's this?
Past-tense?
You had a crush on Nny because he was so smart?
-grin-
For some reason I read that as you were totally into him until he got dumb...
*giggles*
I dunno what the world would do if Nny went retarded.
Maybe...celebrate?
*snickers*

2007-08-31 [Pyra]: Cause he died and he came back and he wasn't Nny anymore.

2007-08-31 [Neimo]: -blink blink-

...when did he die?
*scrolls*
-blinks again-

*has gotten lost, somewhere along the lines*

2007-09-04 [Pyra]: In the seventh book...or fith...I can't remember correctly.

2007-09-05 [Avoral]: Just before he went to heaven and hell. And then came back.
He wasn't the sink-thing anymore. The universe had essentially reset.

He died when it all hit the fan with the thing behind the wall, and then got blasted with a shotgun and ghetto-stomped, if I recall correctly.

2007-09-06 [Pyra]: .....pistol...I think it was a pistol.

2007-09-06 [Neimo]: That's it...

I -am- totally lost...

2007-09-06 [Avoral]: No, you're right. Pistol.

2007-09-06 [Pyra]: =D I know my JTHM. I love his style of art. Even with Invaider Zim, though that was really cartoony.

2007-09-07 [The Voice of Difference]: Jhonen is the shit.

2007-09-07 [Pyra]: *Sigh* I always fall for the intelligent ones...>.>..

2007-09-09 [The Voice of Difference]: That's a good thing though.

2007-09-09 [Pyra]: ...Sometimes...not so much. You'd be surprised.

2007-09-11 [Avoral]: Soooo, the intelligent ones, eh? *Suave quasi-sophisticated pimping mode*
*Barry White voice* Whales don't have teeth.

2007-09-11 [Neimo]: *nudges Anakai*
You should see the new edits I've been coming up with...
*points towards my House*

2007-09-12 [Pyra]: >.>...*Bashes Nny over the head* No Barry White for you! >.<

*cuddles to Neimo*

2007-09-13 [Avoral]: *Must see this*

2007-09-13 [Avoral]: Nice. So far, so good.

2007-09-13 [Neimo]: *GASP!!!!*
[Pyra]!!!
I can't believe you!
*is in shock!*
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Kay_Bee/Miscellanious/?action=view&current=Pyra.jpg
-eye shift-
*RUNS!!*

2007-09-13 [Neimo]: Ack!
It's a pandemic!
*stares at Anakai*
What the hell is wrong with you people?
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Kay_Bee/Miscellanious/?action=view&current=Anakai.jpg

-grin-
Boredom strikes again!
...even if they both took 5 minutes...

2007-09-13 [Pyra]: Ahahaha. Ahahaha. Anthony. Looks. Like. Aprettygirlomgahahaha.

2007-09-13 [Neimo]: -grins-

Oh my...
He does, doesn't he...
-wee grin-

2007-09-13 [Falx]: Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Avoral, I'm afraid I have to agree. You do look like a pretty girl.

2007-09-14 [Neimo]: Oh yes.
Anakai is going to kill me...

If, that is, he can -find- me.
*hides*

2007-09-17 [Avoral]: YOU.
ARE.
FUCKING.

DEAD.

2007-09-17 [Neimo]: *blinks at [Pyra]*
Uh oh...
You'd better run.
I think Anakai is pissed...

2007-09-17 [Pyra]: Nawp. I don't have to run. I'm too cute to get beat. ^-^

2007-09-19 [Neimo]: Awe
I'd ask if I'm nothing more than chopped liver
...but that would likely give Anakai ideas...
-eye shift-
*changes my name to Vinnie, shaves my head, grows a mustachio, moves to Sicily, and lives out the rest of my days in hiding, smoking cigars and drinking wine*

2007-09-19 [Pyra]: That's the life right there.

2007-09-20 [Neimo]: *L*
I can't tell whether that was sarcasm or admiration.
So I'll just go with admiration, for the sake of my poor, tattered ego.
-grin-

2007-09-20 [Pyra]: Oh, it is so admiration. Admiration like a mother fuck.

2007-09-21 [Neimo]: I tried to call you again, 'nakai, and you were off with with your brother.
This is the -third- time I've not been able to get ahold of you and gotten to talk to your mother.
I think your mom and I are gonna become best pals and start having lunch together.
-weg-

2007-09-22 [Avoral]: Yeah, SOMEONE needs to get my new number from her missed calls.

2007-09-22 [Neimo]: -gets your number-

*stalks Anakai*

2007-09-22 [Avoral]: http://www.emoscene.com/

HOLY FUCK.

2007-09-22 [Pyra]: *Twitch*
Anthony. Fuck shooting fish in a barrel. This'll be like dropping a tactical nuke in a bucket of carp.

2007-09-22 [Avoral]: Hang on.
I gotsa gear up my brain. Don't know how, either.
Get on AIM.

2007-09-22 [Pyra]: I keep on sneezing. Like...I think I've sneezed 20 times this morning. At least.